Season 2, episode 4, aka 104, um, daddy messed it up the website, anyway, what’s going on?
I have a new watch, Elise has a new watch, I have my own room, which is good because Yumo’s not gonna kick me.
You still managed to argue last night though, that was good.
It’s not my fault.
It’s never your fault.
You always blame me.
But you were in his room, yes?
He came into my room and started messing around first.
Your silence is damning.
Okay, Yumo, what’s new?
Yumo’s trying to do his homework neatly.
How’s that working out?
You doing a good job of that?
No.
He nods.
Elise is doing a rap, which we might ask her to do in a minute.
No.
Oh, should I play the music?
Rap is delight.
Should we play the music and you do the rap?
I need to find it on, um, Dojo.
I need to do it right when I’m on the podcast.
What else?
Uh, Elise’s birthday’s coming up soon.
No, it’s not my birthday, it’s Brigitte’s birthday.
The birthday party is one day before my birthday.
Yeah, but it’s still coming up.
Okay, you ready?
Here’s the music.
Stop! I might need to wait for the music.
You doing Rap is Delight?
Yeah, I might need to wait for it.
All that is left are flakes of ash.
No life, no hope.
Wait, what’s that?
We still have hope, just don’t give up.
Pollution is in the past, there’s nothing to add.
We still have hope, just have a go.
No, hope is not allowed.
Hope is everywhere, just look down.
We can rebuild, that’s alright.
Screws and hammers everywhere.
Now the world is in peace.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Woo! I think you just need to make the ending a bit more snappy.
It just sounds a bit mmm.
That’s what I think.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It’s my final draft, I can’t do anything about it.
Why not?
Just change it.
It’s the final draft.
Everything’s a work in progress.
I think it just doesn’t feel like it sounds teamwork makes the dream work.
Do you know what I mean?
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Yeah, I mean maybe think about how you can say it.
Bye bye.
Don’t.
Bye bye.
If you’re not going to say anything, that’s fine.
Don’t mess it up.
Alright, wait, come back Elise.
Anything else you want to say?
The only things I can think of that I want for my birthday is books.
Elise just wants books.
Also some Lego.
Just like a tiny…
Explain how daddy feels about Lego.
Go.
That’s not explaining, that’s just moaning.
Yeah, that’s all you do when I say the word Lego.
Why?
Why do I say that?
Because I waste it.
What does waste mean in that sentence?
I build it and I don’t play with it.
But I still play with my jungle stuff.
We just have so much and it’s so expensive.
That’s the issue.
Just by handle that.
You didn’t want the cheap knock off that we offered you at Christmas.
Now I want it.
Now I want the cheap Lego set.
I don’t care, I just want a police one.
You want a police Lego set?
Yep.
I don’t care how cheap it is.
And I don’t care how expensive it is.
Right, books and Lego.
Bye.
What’s new with you, Yuma?
I also have my own room in the office and I also have my own TV.
Anything else?
And you can watch films on it, can’t you?
Yeah, but I want to get it back to the normal kind.
Normal what?
Normal kind of TV.
I love that one.
The old one?
The TV box?
Yeah.
Yeah, we’ve stopped using that for reasons.
Why?
Because they were really rude to Daddy.
For saying that I was rude to them.
Yeah, the game is the game.
Right, let’s go now.
Say bye bye.
Yuma.
Bye bye.